Jonah Falcon, Man With World’s Largest Penis: Unemployed


At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic. Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world’s largest penis.

Yes, that’s a fact.

Like Bobbitt, Jonah Falcon is famous for his penis. But the comparison ends there. Bobbitt became a walking, talking punch line with zero self-respect.

Falcon is a 38-year-old New Yorker who is doing his best to become a serious actor and filmmaker — something more than a guy renowned for his bulge.

Falcon gained media attention after appearing in the 1999 HBO documentary Private Dicks: Men Exposed, in which men were interviewed in the nude about their penises. He also gained additional coverage after Rolling Stone did a feature story on him in June 2003 about his 13.5 inches (longer than your average wine bottle). The 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.

Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now “between jobs” due to the “rough economy.”

Falcon’s latest disappointment: HBO didn’t even consider him for a part in Hung the new series about a down-on-his-luck high school teacher who turns his personal “winning tool” (his big you-know-what) into a job asset. He becomes a male prostitute.

And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn’t do porn because if he did, “Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody.” (source)

Wow, are you serious? He has a job, why the hell is still living with mommy? If porn is gonna pay the bills then go get some, what red-blooded, straight, American man wouldn’t jump at the chance to get into porn? Look how much money and notoriety Ron Jeremy has, and he is far from the gorgeous man meat that we dream of every night. Just think of all the beautiful, sexy women that would be standing in line to say that they have been with “Jonah, King-Ding-A-Ling”. I think this dude has more than just a few screws loose. Maybe Mommy wants her “Big” baby all to herself. This is really weird.

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