Guys, just because you have one, doesn’t mean you have to be one

 I’m still on my hunt for a new puppy. I know I should just try to find one when I get to my destination, but, I just can’t help myself. I am drawn to all these lil pups I see, and what happens if I stop my search, and the dog of my dreams get snatched up? I am looking for a mini/toy, male, black or blue (grey) puppy at an affordable price. I have contacted a few of the listings I have found, and either, they have been sold, or they are way to expensive, and yes, I am still getting a few scammers here and there but I just delete them now. 

 

WE SHOULD HAVE NOTICED:

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!. I just never looked at it this way before:  MENtal illness 
MENstrual cramps 
MENtal breakdown 
MENopause 
GUYnecologist 
and when we have real trouble, it’s a…  HIStorectomy. 
Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men? 

Mr. P found out that in order to transfer his job, he will have to enroll in school in the new area we are moving. for some reason the fact that me, his wife is being relocated doesn’t matter, according to the big-wigs in his company, there are only a few circumstances in his contract that will allow him to even attempt a transfer, and school is one of them, so he is in the process of finding a school now. He called yesterday and tried to bring up the last conversation we had, and I quickly shut it down. I told him that I am not mad, and I will not dwell on it. I am bound and determined to keep the peace, not for him, but for myself. I guess he is just so used to me being that “Bitch” that he has known so long, that he is being defensive and confrontational with anything we discuss. It’s all good, maybe he will eventually get the picture. If not, well, he will have a bumpy ride.  

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly…. 

Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. 

Good: Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She’s a lawyer. 

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you. 

Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them. 

Good: The postman is early.
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas. 

 My Horoscope for Today:

Love is in the air! They can’t help but appreciate your individual beauty. It’s time to try something new — and with your great energy, you are sure to come up with something really cool! Your friends and family are likely to defer to your judgment if it becomes a conflict. Like everyone else, you’re feeling extravagant. You want to prove your feelings to someone you love in grand style. Well, that’s nice, and they’ll appreciate what you’re doing. But why not plan something that’s extravagantly sentimental and romantic, instead of simply extravagant? You don’t have to overspend on someone to get the point across. You’re the romance expert of the zodiac, capable of turning beer and pizza into a romantic epic. Go with your gut. When has it ever failed you? 

Since Valentines day is coming up, I thought I would send Mr. P some movies, and a hat that I got him. I cannot, and really should not be extravagant this time around. I am very romantic, but, it seems as though my efforts go un noticed, or maybe they are just not appreciated the way I expect. Maybe this time I won’t mention Valentines day, I will sit back and let him take charge. If this holiday turns out anything like last V day, then I won’t be surprised, and hopefully won’t get disappointed.  

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