5 Sexy things ladies want, but are just to afraid to ask for…

   

I’m going to help you out, boys. Here are some things your lady might want, but she’s too self-conscious to ask for. Don’t pressure anything, of course — but if you offer, you may be pleasantly surprised at how enthusiastically she accepts …   

1. She wants you to eat her out more: Our culture has a weird relationship with the Va Jay-Jay, if you haven’t noticed. Your lady has likely been exposed to a lot of lame-o messages telling her that her vag is “too hairy,” “too smelly,” “tastes gross,” “ugly,” etc. She might really love getting oral sex, but she’s afraid to ask you to do it because she’s afraid you’ve internalized the same messages that she has.

How to ask: It’s time to start sincerely praising her lady parts big time: “Your p**sy is so pretty!” “I love the way your vagina looks.” “I love the way your p**sy tastes.” “I love hearing you moan while I eat you out!” And so on. (If she is offended by the word “p**sy,” obviously you should say something different.) If she is still skittish about being eaten out, don’t push it. Offer to give a massage all over her inner thighs and on the outer folds of her labia; keep offering to do this, and keep praising her vag, until she mellows out. And if she never does, hey, maybe she’s just not into oral sex! 

2. She wants to fool around in public: Let me be clear: Having full-on sex in public might be a little to risqué — not to mention messy — for some women, myself included. But that doesn’t mean a lady wouldn’t love a heavy-duty make-out session at that banquet in the far corner of the bar, the backseat of her car, or on her front steps! 

 How to ask: Download the Kelis song “In Public” — the chorus goes “Let’s get it on in public” — and when it plays, ask your girl if she thinks it’s sexy.

 

3. She wants to be dominated: Even big-mouthed ballsy women like me enjoy being dominated! Yet dominating a woman scares a lot of men because they are afraid — rightfully so — of being rape-y. But with tons of trust and communication, she’ll be creaming her panties in no time! You just need to take baby steps and constantly read her body language to make sure she’s comfortable, both physically and emotionally. I want to emphasize the importance of baby steps: If you’re going to play around with domination, it’s never a good idea to start off with anything that might hurt her feelings or humiliate her, i.e., barking orders at her (“Go down on me NOW!”) or name-calling (”Slut!”). Playing around with restraints — loose restraints, of course — is definitely a better way to go. 

 How to ask: Start simple. Really simple. “Would you like it if I blindfolded you the next time I go down on you?” If she likes that, next time ask, “Would you like it if I loosely tied your wrists to the bedposts?” If she likes that, next time ask, “Would you like it if I held down your arms while I lick your breasts?” If she likes that, the two of you can figure out what else she might like. It’s also a good idea to create a “safe word,” which is something she can say when she wants you to stop immediately. (Sometimes in the heat of the moment people say “Oh, noooo!” when they really mean “Oh, that feels good!” So it’s good if your safe word is something other than “no.”)  My safe word is this sentence: “I want you to stop now.” Because it makes my intentions clear.

 

4. She wants you to be the submissive one: Getting dominated might not be her thing, but she might want to dominate you. Yes, even if she’s the meek and shy one! Speaking from a lady’s point of view, it can be awkward to tell a guy you want to dominate him because it’s hard to ascertain which guys will think it’s too emasculating. (I am not saying a man getting dominated has to be emasculating; some guys just perceive it that way.) But if you think your woman might get her rocks off by playing the sex goddess, you getting dominated is worth bringing up. 

 How to ask: Does your lady ever ride cowgirl? If that’s your favorite move — and in my experience, for a lot of guys, it is — tell her that you just LOVE her in control. Then suggest the same things that I recommended under the “She wants to be dominated” section — say you want her to give you a BJ while you’re blindfolded, then with your wrists tied to the bed post, etc. If she finds her inner domination queen, you’re a lucky guy!

 

5. She wants to be spanked: Lightly spanking a woman (i.e., nothing that could cause a bruise) can feel amazing for both of you: I’ve heard lots of women say that getting spanked sends lots of tingly feelings to their vaginal and anal areas and I’ve heard lots of men say spanking a woman makes them feel like they are physically demonstrating their lust. I’ve been pretty open about my own enjoyment with getting spanked and, I promise you, lots of women really like it. Unfortunately, asking to be spanked can be embarrassing for a woman because, well, it is sort of silly! 

 How to ask: Just like when you’re asking a woman if she wants to be dominated, the key is to take baby steps. While you’re making out, touch her ass a lot; squeeze it, rub it; show her you think her booty is a-maz-ing. Whisper in her ear, “Can I give you a little spank?” If she says yes, do it once, softly. Ask, “Do you like that?” If she says yes or even if she’s ambivalent, ask if you can do it a few more times, all the while kissing her and still squeezing and rubbing her ass. Then you should probably stop. Next time you guys are cuddling, bring up how you liked giving her little spanks and ask if she wants to try it again sometime. If she’s receptive, ask her if she wants you to do it harder or if she’d like to lie in your lap while you spank her. One more thing: my advice about dominating a woman is the same here, too. Do not call her names or humiliate her unless she tells you that’s what she wants. For all you know, she has issues left over from childhood about being physically punished and calling her a “bad girl” might be upsetting. The same goes for women who might have had abusive relationships in the past: Even if your woman really likes getting spanked, it’s important to remember that spanking is still hitting and you need to make it 100 percent absolutely clear that you’re only doing it in the context of sexual arousal. Understood? Now go get it on. (FRISKY)

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can’t live long enough to make them all yourself.

Good morning… I would like to take this opportunity 2 give a shout out to the one & only Mr. P. Yes, my hubby has finally found this blog… I didn’t hide it from him, He knew I had an idea to start it, I just didn’t mention that it was up & running.  Just because he is now an avid reader does not mean that my raw content or real feelings will change.

Reason

A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.

The druggist asks “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?”

The lady say’s “To kill my husband.”

“I can’t sell you any for that reason” says the druggist.

The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a woman in a compromising position,

the man is her husband and the lady is the druggist’s wife, and shows it to the druggist.

He looks at the photo and says “Oh, I didn’t know you had a prescription!”

I have been so busy with work that I really have been neglecting this blog. Last week I had been in my office at the most,  maybe an hour a day, and that was just to catch up on work e-mails. Needless to say, this is only Monday, but I have a feeling this will be a repeat of last week. I will be home soon, I really miss my Kitties and my lil guy Sancho.

I would like to be able to say that I miss my hubby, but I actually miss the “Old” him, the one I left about a year ago, this  “New” guy is more of a stranger than anything else. He said that everything will be back to normal when I return, but, I feel it’s already too late. People change, feelings change. Many circumstances I have faced with him could have been easily avoided, but instead I have been treated like a “side piece”. I know he will disagree, but that’s what he does.  I can’t change the past I can only focus on the future.

 

Karma is a law in Hinduism which maintains that every act done, no matter how insignificant, will eventually return to the doer with equal impact. Good will be returned with good; evil with evil. Since Hindus believe in reincarnation, karma knows no simple birth/death boundaries. If good or evil befall you, it is because of something you did in this or a previous lifetime. Karma is not fate, for humans act with free will creating their own destiny. But just as poison affects us if taken unknowingly, suffering caused unintentionally will also give appropriate karmic effect. We are in position to do something about our destiny by doing the right thing at the right time. Through positive actions, pure thoughts, prayer, mantra and meditation, we can resolve the influence of the karma in present life and turn the destiny for the better.

 

My Horoscope for Today

You’re not making much progress, but resist the urge to give up. You’re no quitter. Try not to worry too much about how to get ahead today — you need to focus instead on doing what’s right. If you can pull that off, the rest should take care of itself and you should be quite pleased with the results. Being brazen has its advantages. First of all, it’s extremely appealing to prospective suitors and an absolute magnet for friends. It’s fire, and whether it’s in a fireplace or a person’s attitude doesn’t matter. That famously hypnotic quality is still there. Someone who wants to woo you, for a variety of reasons, will show you more than a little bit of fire right now, and you’ll find it quite appealing. Play the game, though. Don’t let on just yet.

I have a funny feeling what the beginning of this horoscope is talking about. It’s Mr. P, and this thing we call marriage. It’s hard enough being apart, but it’s even harder when you can’t rely on or trust  your other half.  Game on!