WACKY DEFINITIONS

Arbitrator \Arby-trator\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.

Avoidable \avoid-a-bull\: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney \below-knee\: Where some hemlines fall

Bernadette \burn-a-debt\: The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize \burglar-eyes\: What a crook sees with

Control \con-troll\: A short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters \counter-fitters\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eclipse \e-clips\: what an English barber does for a living

Eyedropper \eye-dropper\: a clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes \he-rows\: what a guy in a boat does

Misty \missed-tee\: How golfers create divots

Paradox \pair-a-docs\: two physicians

Parasites \pair-a-sights\: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist \farm-assist\: a helper on the farm

Polarize \polar-eyes\: what penguins see with

Primate \pry-mate\: removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief \re-leaf\: what trees do in the spring

Rubberneck \rub-her-neck\: what you do to relax your wife

Seamstress \seem-stress\: describes 250 pounds in a size six

Selfish \self-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does

Subdued \sub-dude\: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man

Sudafed \sued-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a government official

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