Arbitrator \Arby-trator\: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.
Avoidable \avoid-a-bull\: What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney \below-knee\: Where some hemlines fall
Bernadette \burn-a-debt\: The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize \burglar-eyes\: What a crook sees with
Control \con-troll\: A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters \counter-fitters\: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse \e-clips\: what an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper \eye-dropper\: a clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes \he-rows\: what a guy in a boat does
Misty \missed-tee\: How golfers create divots
Paradox \pair-a-docs\: two physicians
Parasites \pair-a-sights\: what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist \farm-assist\: a helper on the farm
Polarize \polar-eyes\: what penguins see with
Primate \pry-mate\: removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief \re-leaf\: what trees do in the spring
Rubberneck \rub-her-neck\: what you do to relax your wife
Seamstress \seem-stress\: describes 250 pounds in a size six
Selfish \self-fish\: what the owner of a seafood store does
Subdued \sub-dude\: like, a guy, like, works on one of those, like, submarines, man
Sudafed \sued-a-fed\: bringing litigation against a government official