2010 in review

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

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About 3 million people visit the Taj Mahal every year. This blog was viewed about 40,000 times in 2010. If it were the Taj Mahal, it would take about 5 days for that many people to see it.

In 2010, there were 108 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 126 posts. There were 1314 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 107mb. That’s about 4 pictures per day.

The busiest day of the year was November 27th with 346 views. The most popular post that day was Jonah Falcon, Man With World’s Largest Penis: Unemployed .

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were search.aol.com, urbansportstalk.wordpress.com, facebook.com, google.com, and en.wordpress.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for jonah falcon, largest penis, worlds biggest penis, worlds largest penis, and world’s biggest penis.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.


Jonah Falcon, Man With World’s Largest Penis: Unemployed January 2010


5 Strange Ways Wives have Killed Their Husbands March 2010


Top 10 Most Evil Women March 2010
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Riker’s Island welcome’s Weezy Baby March 2010
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The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women March 2010


Did Ya Miss Me??????

Sorry that I have been gone so long, but I have been around the world and back again, literally. I haven’t had much internet access besides my iPhone, and for some reason I could not log onto WordPress from it. Agghhhhh… I’m in Hawaii now, new job, new house, and brand new outlook on life. I have always tried to not “Sweat the small stuff”, but, out here in paradise, it’s too easy…. This place is so relaxed.

Christmas is just days away, and all we have had is rain. I don’t mind rain here, because it’s tropical. It can rain, and the sun be shining right beside a rainbow… it’s just lovely. Before, I used to get real depressed by the rain, and the gloomy sky, things have definitely changed for the best.

My new job is different, i haven’t figured out if I like it yet, but I’m starting to get familiar with the tempo here. My co-workers are really nice thus far, and have helped me out a lot. I don’t know if they are just being cool because I’m new, or are they genuinely kind.

As far as Hawaii goes, all I can say is…. wow, this place is soooo pretty. I love it. Mr. P is here with me, and he loves it too.  We have a really nice house, we have a little yard, and a big deck. I will have to post some pictures up later on this week. Well, for all of you who have been following this blog, I want to thank you, and I also want to apologize for my disappearance. I will try to update this at least twice a week, or when i have some really interesting things to share. ALOHA!


 Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays to you & yours.


 Yes, I’m back. I had a great time, and I’m now ready to conquer the world once again. This little 4 day trip actually turned into a 8 days total, which was actually made up of two travel days. I didn’t drink as much as I thought I would. We were allowed 3 beers or 3 glasses of wine, but I only drank sporadically. I just didn’t feel the urge to drown my sorrows, or get my slur on.


Day 1 was the best, we went on a big wooden boat normally used for fisherman, and we sailed about 45 minutes out near an island where we anchored. We have towed two jet ski’s, and a speed boat. We were then briefed on the jet ski’s the water, the inner tube that would be pulled by the speed boat, and the rules. I actually didn’t drive the jet ski myself(I’m a puss),  but someone was nice enough to ride me around for a few minutes. The water was so salty, I mean it actually burned my eyes, and when we all dried off you could actually scrape the salt off your skin.

I was the first one on the inner tube, and wish I hadn’t been. I guess the driver was used to more ballsy people because he put the pedal to the metal for me, I had tried to tell him to ease up, but I guess he couldn’t hear me and thought that I was screaming to go faster, I almost lost the bottoms to my bathing suit and that was it for me. I finally got him to stop, and get me back in the boat. It was still a lot of fun. After a few hours of soaking up the sun & fun we were given a middle eastern lunch which included chicken, lamb, a vegetable salad, pita bread & humus. Oh My God!!!!!! I lovvvvved the food. I will be on a mission to find a good restaurant that serves middle eastern food when I get back to the states. The chicken and lamb were BBQ’d on the boat while we were swimming. It was so cool. 

On day 2 I went to what is called the Gold Souqs, which is a strip of local jewelry venders that sell, all types of gems, pearls, and metals. Thank god our tour guide was American, and had a mother that was a gemologist, he knew his stuff, and even had a pocket-sized gem checker which had a magnifier, and other things.

Day 3 I went to the Old Souqs which was also a strip of local vender, but instead of jewelry, this place had it all from nuts & spices to souvenirs, and knock off clothes and purses. It was a good experience. The trip was such a refreshing break. I came back to work this morning with a smile, and it has been a very long time since I have had such relaxation.

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.

 I will be leaving for a little trip this week. It is a much-needed break from reality, better known as “7-Day work weeks“. I will be visiting the Persian Gulf. I have been there before, but I’m never one to give up any chance to travel. I will not be bringing my computer, therefore I won’t be able to update this site. I hope that I will come back, refreshed, with many new adventures to tell about. I will scribble down notes at the end of the day, and when I get back I will fill you all in.

The last time I talked to my Mr. P was on Saturday. I hung up on him, and don’t plan on speaking to him until I return from this trip. I have a lot to think about, and I don’t need him to try to influence my decisions. He may say that I’m “trippin'” or even that I’m “Crazy” but if refusing to settle for anymore bullsh*t is considered “trippin’ or crazy” then that’s exactly what I am. I don’t want him to tell me he is sorry, I want him to Man-up, and take care of his responsibilities. After 11 months of this behavior, I can pretty much call what I want a pipe dream. He is so comfortable the way things are that he has taken me for granted and doesn’t appreciate the life I have made for us.

I’ll be going back to the states in a little over a month, and the homecoming seems a little bitter-sweet. Mr. P and I are not on the best of terms, and as of now I can’t predict our future. If you have been reading past posts I might seem a little bi-polar (as he calls me), one day I will singing on the mountain tops and the next I will be plotting revenge.  I will be the first to admit it, my emotions are far from consistent, but every action has a reaction. I’ve learned I can only depend on ME.

 I love this man with all my heart, but I can’t bare to let him use me any longer. I have been lied to, I have been disrespected, and I have been ignored, none of which I deserve. There is only so much that a woman can take before she explodes. The battle between my heart and my brain will have to come to an end very soon. I know what I need to do, and I know what I want to do, either way the outcome will hurt.  Our one year anniversary is next month, and whoever said the first year of marriage is the easiest has never walked in my shoes. My trust in my husband has been shot, I can’t rely on him for much. The surprises that every woman loves so much is non-existent in this relationship. HONESTY and  MONEY are the two biggest disappointments I have been faced with, and honestly, if I didn’t have the little bit I do, I don’t think that he would still be around. I have asked for the bare minimum and in turn have received even less than that. Some might think that I have low self-esteem, or I depend on a man, that’s NOT at all the case. I have made it this far in a semi-succesful blue-collar job, I have everything I have because of ME. NOT a man. NOT once have I ever expected or insisted on a man buying my affection. Under NO circumstances do I have one gold-digging bone in my body. I was under the impression that if I could share my wealth with someone I love they would return the favor. When I say that, I’m not meaning go out and spend a million dollars on me, but treat me like I’m worth that much. The never-ending arguments have had a horrible effect on my health and my heart. He may not initiate the conversation that triggers these arguments but his actions have been the topic of discussion when all hell breaks loose. I am a good woman, I am great wife, and I spoil those I love even when they don’t deserve it.

Treat others the way you want to be treated”  – That phrase has always stuck in my head, and the 33 years that I have been alive, I have yet to find my match when it comes to treating people in such a manner. I never expected to be married to my highschool sweetheart, and I never expected to give up every ounce of dignity I had in order to make his life better.  I would like to know what in the world I have done in my life to deserve to be treated like just another jump-off. I’m no ones fool, and I know that there has been many things go down back at home involving my husband that he will take to his grave. Some things are better left unsaid, but I would rather hear the facts from him instead of reading them or hearing them from someone else. If love and nurturing don’t come natural for people, who am I to force those feelings? I have no right to demand someones love and respect, but I have every right to receive it.

A Man Is A Luxury – Not A Necessity 

I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man
I’ll get one later
If I can.

I do not need
A man at all
I do not need one,
Short or tall.

Not in a house,
Not in a van,
I do not need
A _ _ _ _ing man.

Not on the couch
Not in my bed
I’d rather sleep
Alone instead

I do not need
One here or there
I do not need
One anywhere

I do not need
A_ _ _ _ing man
There must be
A better plan

Not one at work
Not one at play
I do not need one
Night or day

I’ve said it once
I’ve said it twice
A world without them
Could be nice

Black men, white men,
Men in blue
I am through with
All of you

Even though they
Make me drool
I’m not a fan of
The dating pool

I would not could not
Be a fool
Even for the
Biggest tool.

Now thanks to
My new vibrator
You _ _ _ _ing man
I’ll see you later.

I’ll try my hardest
Not to care
Even if he stands
There bare!!

My Horoscope for Today:

Ready for some deep thought? Seek out like-minded people for tag-team introspection. Financial obligations are weighing on you, but they are totally manageable. You should be able to get your creditors to relax or give you extra time — or even find a new way to make payments.

At the moment, you most value cooperation, compromise, balance and harmony — but none of those things will be especially easy to pull off if you’re not in the right company. You can certainly call upon your talents and assist others in smoothing things over, but don’t feel obligated to put yourself in the line of fire to do it. If you really want to help, you can only get so involved. 

The longest sentence you can form with two words is “I do.”

Here are some updated pictures of Sancho, and my Kitties:

The 1st picture shows Thing 1 cleaning Sancho, for some reason she is always giving him a bath, they share a bed, and are constantly playing. The the 2nd picture is all three of my kids… you see Thing 2? She is such a snob, she barely even acknowledges the other two. I guess thing 1 thought that we got her a playmate when Sancho came home. I’m sure glad they all get along. I miss them so much… Oh, and you too Daddy…

I know you all are probably asking…. ‘Where has she been”, Well, I’ve been really busy at work, preparing myself to go home. I think I have a little over a month to go, and I am more than ready. Mr. P and I have been discussing the possibility of getting custody of his little sister. She is in an enviroment that isn’t the best for her. I remember when I was 15, in highschool, and was on the search to find myself. I needed stability, I needed nurturing, and most of all, I needed attention. I didn’t receive any of that, and therefore I rebelled, that is what I want to try an avoid with her. Teenage girls will make mistakes, and hit a lot of brick walls on their road to discovery, but I want that road to be as smooth as it can if I can help it. I am excited, and I am ready to help he out in any way possible.


‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

‘So, do you always carry your TV remote?’ I asked.

‘No,’ she replied, ‘but my husband refused to come shopping with me, 

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.’

Wanna see something funny?

Lol… This was my Hubby e-mailing me (so he thought), and questioning me (Himself).  He was out with the boys on this night, he came home, and he thought he was e-mailing me, but was actually sending himself e-mails…lol… I can’t help but laugh out loud, because he was getting really annoyed with me because he thought I was being bitchy and replying back to him with exactly what he had sent me.  After he told me what he had done, I e-mailed him, and said “It’s Because Your DRUNK”… As you can tell he once again replied to himself, and stated “I’m not drunk punk, I mean babe”… I guess I proved my point. He doesn’t get ‘Drunk” a lot, but I can guarantee a tipsy man at least twice a week. I’ll be the drunk one when I get back, I haven’t had a drop of anything in almost 6 months. We are not allowed to drink out here. They consider this a Dry Country. It’s illegal to have alcohol, kind of like weed in the U.S., people have it, or know how to find it, but you gotta be sneaky when partying. I think the 1st drink I’m gonna have is a Snake Bite – Southern Comfort on the rocks, with a splash of Ginger Ale, and a squeeze of real lime…. Mmmmmm..

My Horoscope for Today:

Other people are power sources. Get out there and socialize. It will rejuvenate you. Keep up the creative energy — you’ve got plenty to spare today! You may find a new way to get work done faster, or discover a new inspiration for your artistic drives. Don’t deny yourself!  To say that your companion for the day will be a bit erratic, impulsive and maybe even reckless, well, that won’t quite cover the enormity of the situation. Their behavior may, in fact, be so far off the wall that you’ll react in an equally unpredictable style — if you’re not careful. Desperate people do desperate things, while bored, rash people provoke impulsive actions. Don’t be roped in if you don’t want to be. Sit tight unless you’re actually craving some melodrama.


I’m now 33. I had a really good day yesterday. My friends KG & JV took me out for a lil road trip to another city, and we went and ate some good Phillipino food, and took some dress-up pictures. It was really fun. They even got a cake for me from Baskin Robins. Very Cool! If it wasn’t for the little bit of people who like me for me out here, I don’t know what I would do.  

I don’t feel any different, still feel 23. lol

I received a Birthday card from Mr. P too, it was the nicest card I have ever received. I guess the reason why we get into it so much is simply because we want and need each other so bad. It’s hard to understand each other through sporadic e-mails and phone calls. Actions speak louder than words. I’m guilty of not being understanding of his feelings about this long separation, as well as he is guilty of things to. This has really been a test of our vows. No matter how many times we fight we bounce back. The worst days, are nothing compared to the sweetest days. He is and always will be “My First Love”.

My Horoscope for Today:

You’ll be dealing with about one and a half relationship issues. Give ’em your all. Indulge yourself somewhat today — you’ve got enough good energy to spare some for fun or amusement. If you want to buy yourself something nice, now is the time to do it, so look around. It’s all good, on both sides of that romantic candlelit table. Don’t be afraid to bring up the topic of what tomorrow might bring. You’re on the same page, so if you’re with someone and it all feels right, don’t worry. The stars have arranged for romance, permanence and all good things. If you’re not currently attached, make tracks for the one place you know your kindred spirits gather. You’re set up to win at love, but you can’t win if you don’t play.

Wow, I love todays horoscope. I’m afraid to see what drama tomorrow brings.

There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead’s.

The closer it gets to my trip back home, the harder it is to keep my cool with people. The customers we have here at work are really starting to irritate me, and I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because I’m already in a sour mood, Thanks to Mr. P, or maybe it’s because I am tired of them already. Either way, it’s a good thing I will be out of here very soon. I sure wouldn’t want to get in trouble for anything as petty as going off on someone. I just hope these people stay the hell out of my way for the next couple months, for their sake.

I will be turning 33 tomorrow, no big deal, It’s not like I can go out and party, or even have do anything semi-special. It’s like ground-hog day here. I did receive a box from my Aunt in the mail a few days ago. I received a shirt, and some other cute things, all Ed Hardy, it was a really cool present. I also received my favorite home-made chocolate caramel brownies…. Yummmmmm. Of course I had to share most of them with my co-workers because I have gained enough weight in the past two months, and I really don’t need the extra baggage.

Mixed Emotions

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of “mixed emotions”.

The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that’s a bunch of crap. I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

She said: “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick…

Mr. P and I have NOT been getting along, I know, I know… What else is new? Well to me, deception is the worst form of abuse we can endure from someone we love. And no matter how many times I tell him to be straight up with me regardless of my reactions, he will lie to me. I catch him in lies, and he tries to spit more lies to cover that up. I cannot be with someone who I cannot trust. And once your trust is shot in my book, no matter how much I forgive, I cannot forget, therefore that trust can never be fully restored. I’m embarrassed to say that I don’t even know this person that my husband has turned into. From something as simple as a greeting card to something as big as cheating, it’s all lies, and it crushes me. He finds nothing wrong with it, he says “Sorry” an expects me to miraculously be okay with the deception. When I hear that “Sorry” word from him, I know he’s not really apologizing for what he did, he is only “Sorry” for being sloppy and getting caught. A man will many mistakes, But a real man will learn from them

My Horoscope for Today:

Resist that impulse to give advice. Others need to make mistakes to learn sometimes. It’s one of those days when you really need to deal with your crazy monkey brain. Once you’ve organized your thoughts, more or less, you should find that you’ve got room for inspiration!  If you’re currently involved, this would be the perfect day to stay home, cuddle up under a nice, warm comforter and watch a couple of movies. If either of you can’t play hooky, though, and you need to force yourself to focus, remember, it’s only going to be for a few hours. Once quittin’ time rolls around, you can both pretend it’s date night all over again. Bet you can manage until then — especially if you keep that warm, snuggly image in mind.